kim windykainThe Bigger PictureThe Dad WhispererI’m not sure in what universe this scenario would actually ever happen, but bear with me for a moment. If you and your dad are out and…6 min read·Mar 23, 2023----
kim windykaSearching for Stars HollowI’ve gotten really into mugs in the past few years. The more colorful and kitschier, the better — though my collection runs the gamut from…5 min read·Oct 16, 2022----
kim windykaThe Enduring Mystique of Pizza HutI’m not sure exactly what this reveals about my family’s nutritional values, but there are approximately three foods that still immediately…7 min read·May 22, 2022--2--2
kim windykaMMMBye: Breaking Up with My Favorite Childhood BandNo matter how much you love someone—whether it be a romantic partner, an actor, or a musician— never, ever get a tattoo of their name or…9 min read·Jan 16, 2022----
kim windykainThe Bigger PictureWithout a PaddleAs a pre-teen, I always dreamed that I’d take a beachy, tropical, possibly debaucherous senior trip in high school. Cancun. Acapulco. Hell…8 min read·Feb 24, 2021----
kim windykainSlackjawIntroducing xJessicax, The Emo American Girl DollShe’s sad, she’s sullen, and she loves Saves the Day!·3 min read·Nov 14, 2020--1--1
kim windykainThe Bigger PictureTo All the Panda Express Employees I’ve Ghosted BeforeAll of this isolation has given me a lot of time to think, and I think I owe each one of you an apology. Yes, you in the Burlington Mall…3 min read·Sep 4, 2020----
kim windykaHow to Live AloneStart by entertaining the idea of having a roommate for the rent relief, and maybe the camaraderie, before having flashbacks to all of the…6 min read·Aug 10, 2020----
kim windykaTime to Make the DonutsIt was destiny that brought Dunkin’ Donuts and I together. More accurately, it was getting fired from an ice cream shop in the summer of…7 min read·Jul 8, 2020----
kim windykaDeath by DigitalI’m just not cut out for virtual life. If the past eight-plus weeks have shown me anything about myself, it’s that tiny, pixelated, and…4 min read·May 9, 2020----