kim windykaGaga, Migraines, and the Myth of Having It All TogetherI don’t have imposter syndrome, per se; it’s more like…immature syndrome. Let me explain.Jul 15Jul 15
kim windykainThe Bigger PictureThe Dad WhispererI’m not sure in what universe this scenario would actually ever happen, but bear with me for a moment. If you and your dad are out and…Mar 23, 2023Mar 23, 2023
kim windykaSearching for Stars HollowI’ve gotten really into mugs in the past few years. The more colorful and kitschier, the better — though my collection runs the gamut from…Oct 16, 2022Oct 16, 2022
kim windykaThe Enduring Mystique of Pizza HutI’m not sure exactly what this reveals about my family’s nutritional values, but there are approximately three foods that still immediately…May 22, 20222May 22, 20222
kim windykaMMMBye: Breaking Up with My Favorite Childhood BandNo matter how much you love someone—whether it be a romantic partner, an actor, or a musician— never, ever get a tattoo of their name or…Jan 16, 2022Jan 16, 2022
kim windykainThe Bigger PictureWithout a PaddleAs a pre-teen, I always dreamed that I’d take a beachy, tropical, possibly debaucherous senior trip in high school. Cancun. Acapulco. Hell…Feb 24, 2021Feb 24, 2021
kim windykainSlackjawIntroducing xJessicax, The Emo American Girl DollShe’s sad, she’s sullen, and she loves Saves the Day!Nov 14, 20201Nov 14, 20201
kim windykainThe Bigger PictureTo All the Panda Express Employees I’ve Ghosted BeforeAll of this isolation has given me a lot of time to think, and I think I owe each one of you an apology. Yes, you in the Burlington Mall…Sep 4, 2020Sep 4, 2020
kim windykaHow to Live AloneStart by entertaining the idea of having a roommate for the rent relief, and maybe the camaraderie, before having flashbacks to all of the…Aug 10, 2020Aug 10, 2020
kim windykaTime to Make the DonutsIt was destiny that brought Dunkin’ Donuts and I together. More accurately, it was getting fired from an ice cream shop in the summer of…Jul 8, 2020Jul 8, 2020